"Neo-maxi zoom dweebie"
dropped my cell in the toilet..

i put it in rice then got my blow dryer to dry it faster…then i found out using a blow dryer will make it burn and rust..and now its dead completely dead fml rn..

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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Specific!

me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
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Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.